Fun With Riddles
What is black, white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin
Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moosicals!
Why did the whale laugh?
Because he saw the sea’s bottom.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
What did the banana say to the judge?
I’m sure to win this case on a-peel!
Why was the computer late to work?
He had a hard-drive.
What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
To find Pooh!
There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
Fish don’t drown.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Why can’t a car play football?
Because its only got one boot.
The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn’t know it, what is it?
Why don’t they play cards in Africa?
There are too many Cheetahs!
What pet does everyone have?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (No eye deer)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).
There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
None, they were all copycats.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you give a sick bird?
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
To see the butter fly.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies.
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure!
Why did snowman call his dog “Frost”?
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It gets wet!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What does a sick lemon need?
What type of songs do the planets sing?
What is a cat favourite song?
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Two waves had a race. Who won?
When is the moon the heaviest?
When it’s full.
What is the shorest month?
May, because it has only 3 letters!
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Why was everyone so tied on April 1st?
They had just finished a March of 31 days!
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
Because all the others are weak-days!
What’s the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What did tornado say to the sport car?
Want to go for a spin?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar (a jar).
Why did the banker quit her job?
She lost interest.
The is the coldest country in the worl?
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between the first and last letter.
Why wasn’t the girl sad when her flashlight battery died?
Because she was de-lighted!
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
You can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
I was born big, but as the day passes, as I get older, I become small. What am I?
You will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
I will always come, never arrive today. What am I?
I am full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
People buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
I don’t have wings but I can fly. I don’t have eyes but I can cry. What am I?
I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong, it is right. What word am I?